me:  *sick*
me:  *goes on the computer*
parents:  OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

garrythesnail:

dakotawhoo:

wallipasqualli:

dakotawhoo:

someone please explain to me how zippers work, like what kind of sorcery does it use to go together? I just don’t understand

Thank you kind person!

Again tumblr teaching me more than school ever will.

kattygirls:

- No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh.

- I won’t laugh, I promise.

So they tell you and you’re like: